When you are eating a girl out and you accidently bite into a herpe.
I went down on her yesterday, but i got a cherry starburst instead.
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She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.
The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.
When you are having sex with a girl and you just beat the shit out of her.
I just gave that girl a kimbo extraveganza for an hour and a half.
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While receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting fucked by a horse. (You may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)
We were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.
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You get head from a girl (or guy) and pretend that you came. Act like your load disappeared and you can't find it. Tell her (or him) to look for it. When she (or he) looks near you.. bust in her (or his) face.
We were fooling around and i pulled the david blaine on that ho.
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