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by Dickest September 1, 2016
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Dickstracting

When a women makes you lose your train of thought by wearing or saying something sexual.

-cpm
Uh....what was I saying? Your outfit is really dickstracting me.
by Seymoore March 1, 2017
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dickmetized

She's so dickmetized, she can't even see that she's being played.
by jjondabeat April 22, 2020
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dickstank

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!
by LaFondah May 24, 2006
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Dicklet

Dicklet (noun) - "That text is a dicklet".

The term "dicklet" is used when a text which is not sex related sounds like it is referring to sex.
The term originates from a pokemon called Diglet. This is because the pokémon looks quite similar to a penis (also known as dick) and because it can burrow underground. (referring to the fact that the text may look harmless when quickly read, but when payed more attention has an erotic meaning).
Often texts which are "dicklets" are ones about construction, manuals or job interviews, but in essence every text can be a "dicklet"
Dicklet (noun) - "That text is a dicklet".

A text that could be seen as a dicklet:
"...put the jack into the hole on the back of the machine. When connection is still not established, the jack is connected wrongly. Re-insert the jack repetedly until connection is established..."

This small text extract from a manual can be referred to as a dicklet because when "jack" is replaced by "penis" the text gets a different meaning all together.
by Dicklet411 March 22, 2009
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dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick
man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting
by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009
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Dicknetic

the property of a girl, or her attributes, to attract dicks.
Those heels are fucking dicknetic!
by zombiehunter951 September 26, 2010
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