Shingle Decked

When your having sex with two or more women on the roof of a home missionary style. However, before you cum you flip the women over and jizz on there backs instead. This way the skeet will fill the scratches left behind by the shingles, and possibly prevent infection.

"Hey yo Jake, those two girls that i shingle decked last night ended up in the hospital because there backs burnt too much..."

by diabetesmanjake September 23, 2009

Pumper Decker

1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.

person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"

person 2 "you took a what?"

*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*

person 2 "you bastard!"

by god bless atheism November 25, 2010

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

Double-Decker Whore

an act of grabbing two prostitutes and laying them on top of eachother like a sandwich. Created and copy written by Tyler Coley. ™️

Dude last night Tyler got a double-decker whore going!

by Ty.Coley November 8, 2018

Black and Decker

When a woman with braces performs oral sex on a man and mutilates his penis.

Dude, you're walking funny, what's up? my girl has braces, she totally black and deckered me.

by Manuel Noriega April 21, 2005

Double Decker

Taking a crap in the upper part of a toilet, then in the bowl, forcing the owner to flush in dismay, and in stench.

Oh man, I freakin double deckered that toilet, sucks for them!

by Atømicfly December 31, 2004

Dekker'd

adverb - when a close friend steals your fashion, idea, snowboard, etc.etc.

dude you totally Dekker'd my LG VU!!!

Bro you fricken dekker'd my taliban scarf

by Smith234 February 14, 2009