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Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts
mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
by Legopuffer May 23, 2018
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Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck
Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
by Sussysausage June 23, 2024
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Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.
Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.
by whereisthefood October 21, 2017
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Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant
I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear
by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019
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Deaf Tummysticker

Unfortunate man who is coping with the hand he was dealt.
Lifelong Trauma lead to tummysticking.
Watch out for the deaf tummy sticker!
Did the deaf tummysticker get you?
by wildman1213 October 24, 2023
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Tone Deaf

A condition where a person thinks kiss(band) sounds good.
Rob: Kiss is a good band. I like their sounds.

Colton: Omg shut up Rob you are Tone Deaf. Nickelback is #1.
by nickelbacktheGreat June 10, 2022
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