daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

daily eskimo

When two lesbians have sexual relations when the temperature is under 32 degrees F. One girl has her perky nipple, and sticks it in the other girls vagina, resembling a penis.

Spooner's Mom and Mike's Mom daily eskimo'd last week. It was 15 degrees.

by Two Guys With Nothing To Do December 20, 2004

Dailey

A very crazy girl, she is also very dorky, strange, and weird. Daileys are also typically a stereotypical blonde. Activitys that Daileys tend to participate in include, but are not limited to: running around in circles, chasing guys, and watching strange boring movies.

That Dailey girl is crazy.

WOW, she is almost as crazy as Dailey

by Youknow27 May 12, 2009

Daily wack

A daily wack is the action of tugging the dragon, choking the goose, peelin' the carrot, applying the friction and loobin' it up. Daily.

Did you know, it is recommended to have a daily wack.

by Guess what... June 6, 2016

Dailene

The type of person who will browse their social media for hours and has an orgasm every time she receives a like.
She will not tolerate fuckboys. She will not tolerate your bullshit. She will not tolerate inauthenticity. Shes typically seen as the beautiful faghag who hangs out with a straight-acting gay. Dailene is a wonderful person.

Guy 1: Can't wait to like Dailene's picture again!
Guy2: Why? She's a fag hag.
Dailene: Shut up fuck boys
Guy 1 & 2 : Okay

by maydaypaydays September 20, 2017

dailid

Rat but a is nice and kind BUT a crackhead SHE LOVES GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE PIGS and will snatch your pigs

Omg dailid don't take my pig

by The ugly rat who is ugly December 11, 2019

DailyChrisLunch

A page which shows a skinny Asian which is unending void of hunger. He can eat up to 8 hamburgers in a single lunch time, and if giving a change, a human foot.

Jesus Christ, have you seen DailyChrisLunch eat that fucking burger?

by Male Homosapien November 1, 2019