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Dick Dag

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act
After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag
by Karlabrit June 1, 2018
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dag dag

"dag dag."
by baaaaaaka May 19, 2023
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Shew dags

(1) Verb

To have / take / give a shew dags. To have, take or give a small to moderate amount of something*, but most commonly used to describe having or taking a few drags of a joint or rollie, or giving someone a few drags of a joint or rollie.
*Literally anything with context.

(2) Noun

Weed (cannabis), usually a small to moderate amount.

A full or partially smoked joint or rollie.

(3) To describe time

Usually used to describe an unspecified amount of time.

As a measurement of time
- Most commonly used to describe a time period of about 5 to ten minutes.
(1) - well man could i get a shew dags of that bucky.

- well man could i get a shew dags of that joint.

(2) - Have you got any shew dags. Yea man I've about half a ten spot on me man.

- Can I've some of that shew dags your smoking.

(3) - Where have you been man you've been gone for a good shew dags.

- Can i call someone off your phone it will only take a shew dags.
by Lootintheshoot June 17, 2018
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Dag

More dank than dank and swag mixed together.
Dude, last night was so dag.

I know, it was definitely one of the best nights of my life
by Flirtbags anonymous June 17, 2015
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Dag

Dag is a Swedish name and means day. However you english speaking people are pronuncing it, you do it wrong! A
DAG tends to be very smart and funny, they can always make you smile. They are very hard working and always do their best. A DAG makes a very good friend due to their interesting personalities, they do not like to much attention but will accept if you offer to make them a tiny birthday cake. I would recommend you to get a DAG as a friend, you will not regret it.
Hey! Have you invited anyone to join the party?

Yes, DAG will be coming!

OMG! I've always wanted to meet a DAG, they are such great people!

And they're tall too!!
by Hi there mate February 15, 2021
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Dick Dag

When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet
Pete went camping on the weekend with his ‘mates’ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag
by Karlabrit May 31, 2018
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Christian-ja-dag

Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D
Christian national-christian-says-yes-to-everything-day means that Christian says yes to everything he jlir asked about.

it's nationally Christian says "yes" to everything and anyone asks. If someone asks if Christian can do something in 2 weeks, then..he has to do this, even though he said yes two weeks ago. Christian is right so many times, but not this time! because such a "national Christian says yes to everything" exists! just want to remind you that he said it's bullshit and that it's just something we "non-Christians" come up with just for Christian to say yes to everything.

-Hey Christian! can we make fun ticking together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Hey Christian! can we make a fun tiktok together something hi meet in 2 weeks? it will be cozy and fun. and I will store it with you. do you want to? -Christian- Yes!:D Christian-ja-dag
by aleksspesje November 20, 2020
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