The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Consolation Rolo

A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.

After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.

by KickstandLover November 16, 2018

didj console

my bad its not education made by sega its made by leapfrog

didj console
my didj

by Flanfair October 02, 2023

Last day of console

Cant get shit on, on yo last day of console

You can kill me it’s my last day of console

by Korrin11 November 06, 2020

Console-incel

A young man of an online community who consider themselves unable to enjoy Gaming on a platform/console they Do Not prefer, often associated with views that r Hostile toward other Gamers, Games & Consoles whom having fun & doing good

Term Invented by @Katharsyis

He is such a console-incel, so unable to just have fun!

by @Katharsyis June 05, 2024

Consoler-in-Chief

synonym for POTUS made by Dubya

The Consoler-in-Chief visited the kids at the military zone.

by Coop Dupe May 31, 2018

Rust Console

Rust Console is one of the most competitive games on console.

The Best Community Servers for Rust Console are Hosted by ProjectJackalope Community Server Hosting.
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Join ProjectJackalope they have the best Rust Console community servers

by !THEJACKJACKALOPE November 30, 2023