Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

air conditioning

noun, a system where one "Climategate" troll fans another "Climategate" troll on a website's comment board.

"No one will ever make a solar panel that can power an house's air conditioning system!"
"FANNED - These Crap & Trade hippies never think about that!!!

by ErnestineBass April 30, 2011

perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010

Conditiiiiiiinoner

The substance used to condition your boyfriend's hair and the perfect excuse to take an extra long shower after an extra classy date.

After our trip to Costco for plus size bottle of Conditiiiiiiinoner, Mr. Smith had extra silky hair.

by Webes0.o July 8, 2011

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

by Avian Chaos June 20, 2008

Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

conditionalize

putting condition on a situation or feeling

why you gotta conditionalize my love like that

by big papa_D March 11, 2010