Clentified

To have a melted face and to have a hideous pose while wearing a fruit suit.

Me: "Say BeardO, you seem awfully ugly. One would say you have been Clentified.

by Just Get Your Mother Please. October 20, 2003

cleetin

a small legless frog

juan : did you see that frog with no legs?

charlotte: yeah it was such a cleetin

by skater326 April 19, 2010

De-cleat

To forcefully pound somenoes shit into the ground in a game of football.

Tyler: Hey guys, why is that boy going to the hospital?
James: Ronald De-Cleated him on the punt return!
Tyler: Woah!

by Unknown Number November 20, 2011

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Yeetus Cleetus

Yeetus Cleetus is where you grab a child and yeet them

Guy: Hi child... YEETUS CLEETUS
Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yamialive March 4, 2021

natal cleft

medical term for butt crack.

She has a huuuuge natal cleft.

by butt crack May 13, 2005

cleeting

checking out the ladies in an area and rating them using coughs and yawns.
cough-hot
yawn-ok

me and my homie went cleeting at the movies and found hundreds of chicks.

by wickedtoaster August 18, 2005