Clentified

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To have a melted face and to have a hideous pose while wearing a fruit suit.

Me: "Say BeardO, you seem awfully ugly. One would say you have been Clentified.

Clentified by Just Get Your Mother Please. October 20, 2003

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Lp Certified

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"

Lp Certified is the best artist out

Lp Certified by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

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Certified G

People who are amazing and great in every aspect.

Dude that guy must be Certified G.

Certified G by Dragoncatcher101 February 20, 2017

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Certified gang

Known for wearing brown, black or green. It was created by Lp certified in early 2003

Im certified gang member
On certified gang i will beat yo ass

Certified gang by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019

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certified beauty

someone who's always sending it and is a good guy who always makes decisions for the boys

NELK are certified beauty's, their always sending it.

certified beauty by Fuck up some commas eh eh October 21, 2017

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Certified G

A lit person who inspires landons to be them but they are so badass

blake: man i am a Certified G

Certified G by SaintRow for life February 21, 2017

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Bad Boy Certified

When you wear a black leather jacket and turtle neck to school. Making sure to get a haircut EVERY WEEK.

OMG look at Rylan’s leather jacket he must be Bad Boy Certified

Bad Boy Certified by Rylanfan199 March 18, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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