clenchmaxxing

Essentially mewing but with your buttocks. You squeeze your glutes at all times to shape it into a plump baby pumpkin carved from marble. Many clenchmaxxers have expressed feeling like they're in a higher plane of existance from performing this, not unlike gooning.

"Oh, you've been mewing, ropemaxxing and jelqing for the last two years? But you haven't started clenchmaxxing yet? Never gonna make it"

by Cheezy D on the mic March 20, 2024

clenchmaxing

An exercise of clenching your glutes so hard that a males pelvis area increases in size, It could potentially lead to making your shaft the size of hulks forearm

I started clenchmaxing, ever since then I can't find underwear big enough to fit my johnson.

by Pissmaster69420 March 21, 2024

clenchmax

the act of clenching your ass cheeks together

"Clenchmaxxing while jelqing is the new meta"

by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your ass as a workout to make that shi fat asf

Boyfriend: Damn it’s looking fat you been working out?
Girlfriend: Nah I’ve just been clenchmaxxing

by Johnsontickler April 5, 2024

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your buttcheeks for a period of up to one week, holding in poop in the process, to achieve a more desirable buttocks shape

Peter thinks clenchmaxxing will prevent him from needing a BBL!

by iIluson April 28, 2024

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024