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chankings

The imminent threat of a liquid bowel movement.
I had Taco Bell about an hour ago, I feel the chankings coming on.
by Pickle Ron October 2, 2025
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface
"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."
by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025
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Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it
"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22
by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025
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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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Click clacking

I spent all day at work click clacking.
by dmbpoetic November 30, 2011
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Ball Clankin'

With the balls actually having nothing to do with it, but initially thought by others to have been the use of the balls to produce the magical sound ball clankin creates. It is an action where your slap your dick against your stomache, preferably when it's wet out of the shower, to get the nice clankin noise that it produces to piss off your roommates early in the morning.
"Hey P you french bastard, prepare for some early morning ball clankin'"
by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
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