Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

beef chowder

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.

Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew

by Youcant October 16, 2015

jersey chowder bowl

The daring act of jizzing into ones rectum and preceding to felch it back out.

Weylan: "Bro, you'll never guess what I had for dinner last night"
Stewart: "What!?"
Weylan: " A Jersey Chowder Bowl"

by J0sh W00dward May 25, 2016

Brown Chowder

Massively, explosive diarrhea.

I just dropped a bowl full of brown chowder.

Someone was in the shitter blowing out a load of brown chowder.

by Eaton Holgoode November 12, 2018

Silver Chowder

The busted cum load of an older male (usually 50+).

My sugar daddy pumped me full of sliver chowder last night.

I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.

I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

Steamy Bung Chowder

Bad case of the shits. Typically, hallmarked by thick, watery, semi-solid shit.

Braaaaaahhhh I can’t go. I got steamy bung chowder.

I partied all night last night and got steamy bung chowder today.

Some dude in the stall next to me had steamy bung chowder.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018