Capo

The start of a well known pharse "Capo di tutti capi" which is giberish for "I'm a fat ass motherfucker who fails"

Man 1: CAPODITUTTICAPI

Man 2: what?

Man 3: He's calling himself a fat ass motherfucker who fails.

Man 2: Oh..

by ALLYOURBASEBELONGTOME December 26, 2008

capoeira

sexy-ass stage fighting

Oh my god those guys are doing capoeira, it looks dangerous...and sexy :)

by DLex-ous December 14, 2010

Catownage

Pronounced cu-toe-nij. Complete and total ownage. This word resets the bar of expectation that the over use of the word ownage has lowered.

Me: C-C-C-CATOWNAGE!!!!
Loser: Wow, a perfect on all 3 matches?
Me: You call it 3 perfects, I call it CATOWNAGE!!!

by Efrisp March 22, 2009

Pulling A Capote

Rolling into an isolated rural house at night to stack loot, but the hicks ain't got no dough so you have to pop a cap in them. Based on In Cold Blood, Capote's last joint.

Johnson be pulling a Capote last night; he's gonna end up hangin.

by killah vanillah July 2, 2006

Capo

A capo is the lazy man's guitar tuner.

Dude 1: Ah man, this song's in standard, and i'm in... whatever you call everything a step down.
Dude 2: No need to re-tune, just put a capo on the first fret!
Dude 1: but now the 12th fret nat. harmonic isnt on the 12th fret.
Dude 2: SHUT UP!

by Iba_nez August 30, 2009

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

by BeastlyR April 10, 2013

al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.

guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."

by wang king June 9, 2007