nikki brooks

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by bigdicklarry69 November 23, 2021

TJ Brooks

Closeted gay dude who tries to act all Brooks Brothers when he lowkey TJ Maxx

Check out TJ Brooks doing another TikTok dance.

by dahGOAT April 13, 2022

A Brooks

When an individual endures turtling while a long walk on the beach. Then attempts to run home but unfortunately shits themself before arriving to the bathroom.

I need a Mormon after I did a brooks in San Diego

by Brooksturdcutter420 May 31, 2022

Oxford Brookes

A phrase used to refer to students or universities that try to use deception to make themselves seem more established than they really are. The term comes from Oxford Brookes University, where students will often try to imply they went to the prestigious Oxford University instead.

PERSON 1 : “I heard David went to Harvard University, I'm impressed.”
PERSON 2 : “Nah, David's just an Oxford Brookes. He actually went to Harvard West Chicago Estate 2 University Online instead.”

by C L G October 28, 2022

Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)

1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"

by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011

brooks

A person who thinks he knows everything, has weird bangs, wears the same hat all the time, won't talk to his crush, is a Mormon who leaves his door open for any stranger to walk in, has a lot of siblings, isn't allowed outside after dark (usually six), and is pigeon-toed.

Guy 1:" Fun-fact:A giraffe has a 20-inch tongue."
Guy 2: Dude you are such a Brooks.

by Nigglaham November 9, 2011

Garth Brooks

Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!

Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat

by Aye Yer Maw April 19, 2006