A bloomer is a young person quickly growing into the mentality, personality, and political opinion of a boomer. They're easily manipulated, terribly misinformed, and painfully smug. You can find them being racist in public, posting false fact online, and calling anyone who proved them wrong a snowflake. They often show signs of suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.
Did you see that shitty meme Cody posted on Facebook?
Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.
Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.
by Ugofuck March 14, 2020
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Get the Boozer mug.The phenomenon of returning to live in Bloomington, Indiana after moving away to live in urban cultural centers.
My husband and I are moving to the east coast for his job. We hope it goes well and we don't bloomerang back to Indiana.
by KrisTDZ February 19, 2021
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Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.
Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
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