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Brother Theresa 

A term coined sarcastically by Slater on Saved By The Bell to characterize a very kind, giving man. (i.e. a male version of Mother Theresa)
Slater: First, he offers me his locker, and now his seat. He's a real Brother Theresa.
Brother Theresa by Kyle Rh. April 16, 2008

Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!

Brother-zoned 

(also Bro-zoned) worse than getting friend-zoned or acquaintance-zoned. Mainly happens to girls who have an eye out for someone at least a year older than themselves.

After hanging out a few times, the guy stops considering the girl as girlfriend material rather than his little sister. They can have lots of fun together but nothing more serious than that. You can't really get out of this any possible way (perhaps after 2 or more years not seeing each other)
~ Is that your friend? He's a cutie ^^

> Yep kinda, but brother-zoned me the very first day :/

~ I feel for you sis!
Brother-zoned by She Anarchy October 18, 2014

Brother Issues 

Someone who grew up never having a brother/sister, or he/she passed away/treated them horribly and they always tried to replace someone as their brother/sister, to fill in that gap of being an only child or someone without a brother/sister.
random person: omg they have brother issues/sister issues

me: yes they’re either an only child or someone without a brother/sister. 🙁
Brother Issues by Anastasia ❤️ February 11, 2023

brother james 

The 4 ft tall 300 pounds princi of LFJC who incidently is gay and has a secret affair going on with the PT sir


and also with the hod of the english dept mrs sadana ..jus to cover up bein GAY SON OF A BITCH..........
WE HATE BRO.JAMES who has no NUTS!!!

BASKET BALL BUSTED, DONT WORRY JAMES IS THERE .!!!(fer all the noobs who don't understand ....we mean he his fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brother james by little November 5, 2004

brother lover 

Refers to a 'white' female who only dates black men.
She is fine but i heards she's a brother lover.