holy yap represents when someone sends a image, or message that has lots of text, its used as a polite way to say that "i aint reading allat" and say that someone talks too much/yapping , this also accounts for if someone sends a image with so much text that your too lazy to read you can say holy yap. holy yap can also be used as a polite way of saying shut up, i dont wanna read this shit.
John: Hey did you know how amazing the current sky formed by refraction and how blue it is right now as we currently speak at this wonderful moment and point in time?
Tom: holy yap
Tom: holy yap
by piratematt January 22, 2025
when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 04, 2023
by Zechhhh August 31, 2022
A really amazing human being who is in love with Japanese anime. Shows dedication in the things he's interested in e.g. add maths, English, etc. Also, he's usually a really great boyfriend but sadly he's only attracted to 2d girls mainly yandere's. If u confide in him and ask for advice he will not let u down. He's not a fake friend and will tell you when you are wrong.
by Sreenie Muthu November 22, 2021
A style of Yapping, or speaking with no meaning which was popularized by American Senator Martell Covington.
by Elon G. November 16, 2023
To make your mates go for 'one drink' with the secret and devious intention of having many more and becoming loosely drunk before hitting the town.
Charlie: "does anyone want to go to the pub on this lovely Tuesday night?"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"
by Fraz June 05, 2016