Wizard Slave

One who accepts one's request's for magical under-robe requests.

Bring forth my wizard slave and have him cusp thy whimsical sack of sorcery, and hold rigid mine pole of prophecy within the dark enchantments of thine under-robes

by TheTeeJustin August 7, 2010

wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.

"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.

by Pseudothink May 24, 2014

wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

by bung the booce October 21, 2014

Wacky Wizard Synth

Wacky Wizard Synth - the symphonic, instrumental tones commonly found in Scandinavian metal music.

“Wacky” - describes how death metal is not typically known for majestic and/or operatic melodies;
”Wizard” - signifies the mystical sound that is created as a result of the above referenced fusion; and
“Synth” - (short for synthesizer) refers to the keyboard instrument that produces this creative musical technique.

As a footnote, the adjective “wacky” should in no way, shape or form imply silliness. The adjective simply denotes that this particular style of music is uncommon and extraordinary.

Wacky Wizard Synth

"Hey, during our next set let's throw in some wacky wizard synth."

by Kim Z. February 2, 2007

One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis

Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.

by pointy9876543210987654321 May 20, 2010

Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.

Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.

by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013

Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006