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Waiting for Godot-Girl

When a man spends all night waiting for a girl who should have come to meet for a date hours ago, but she never turns up. Similar to being stood up, but with more existential loneliness than just missing out on action with the ladies.
1: He's spent all night Waiting for Godot-Girl. Poor guy needs some self respect to ditch that biatch.

2: Sandra: Poor John's been Waiting for Godot-Girl, I better call him back and apologise for not showing up.
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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waiting list

Slang used by private schools to say "no" nicely. Few people actually get admitted from it.

For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.

That's what they say, but nobody knows.
"We'll put you on the waiting list."
"Ah shit the waiting list!"
by Hello moto August 15, 2006
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Wait-for-Jesus Body

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.
Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?
by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010
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Tom Waits Breakfast

Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.
You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.
by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011
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wait a sex

the thing that is most commonly mistyped to the opposite sex when attemtping to type "wait a sec"
Dumb:Wait a sex.
Dumber: You want it now?
Dumb: What? Sure.
Dumbest: What about me?
Dumb: You aren't even supposed to fucking be here.
by --a0a-- February 25, 2003
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Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
by Deege2517 May 31, 2010
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Waiting for Igor

"Waiting for Igor" or WFI describes a woman who is either pictured or in person on her knees with her butt raised in the air, even or higher than her shoulders with her butt facing the camera or your POV. She is either nude or in some degree of undress. The implication is that she is presenting herself for doggy-style sex.

The term originated with a pornographic website called Voyeurweb. The posted pictures and videos of women being voyeured or being exhibitionists. In descriptions of the photos, the persons running the site would often refer to women in variations of that pose as "waiting for Igor."
Man, I got home from work last night and my girl was on her hands and knees like she was waiting for Igor. It was great!
by pellis214 April 8, 2017
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