Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo April 15, 2016

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 13, 2024

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 16, 2017

whistle wacker

A very tight and gently placed vagina and cliterois

You have a very nice whistle wacker

by SMOK-fistinies January 20, 2018

wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 30, 2020