Sand in His Vagina 

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

Sand in His Vagina by baddazoner February 21, 2011

Mud Crab Vagina 

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

Mud Crab Vagina by Enerjex September 19, 2017

vagandruff 

A scruff which forms on your vagina, and comes off in small particles.

Babri's love triagle was full of vagandruff.

vagandruff by Chris Cutshall November 12, 2007

Vagancy 

Pronounced Vaj-ancy: A portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Vacancy" meaning a vacant vagina.

I see you have a vagancy, but I'm guessing it's not high enough occupancy for me.

Vagancy by Ryan.C.S. August 12, 2011

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina 

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009

vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.

A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!

vaginal fungus by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008

Liver Vagina 

When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.

Jack had 8 beers and passed out. He has a Liver Vagina

Liver Vagina by gulliermo November 28, 2013