Tractor lesbian

A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.

Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly

Bro: «i want to marry her»

Me: «WTF»

by Mr.hagen December 16, 2021

tractor

Cool

That tractor so cool

by Ur Mum 🚛 March 21, 2022

tator tot

small penis.

he has such a tator tot.

by peckerhead101 April 3, 2022

Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

Frisco Tractor

Frisco Tractor relates to the American version of the Chelsea Tractor. A 4x4 vehicle which will never see use off road or reacts like a car to offroad situations (such as mud, ice or snow)...

LMAO, look @ those Frisco Tractors doing 5MPH on dry pavement... I think they are scared of a little snow...

Poor RangeRover, it is now a Frisco Tractor... They've cut its bollocks off...

by iam-zero- February 22, 2011

mom-tatorship

Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!

This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..

by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016

Sex Traitor

You're with your best friend at say, a bar or club. Then, someone of the opposite sex comes along and all of a sudden, they're taking social potshots at you and in some way, shape, or form, making remarks that make you feel less than you really are.

Sex Traitorism refers to the act of putting someone down in the hopes that it will make you seem more desirable to the opposite sex. It is a shameful act that makes you seem insecure.

"My best friend turned out to be a sex traitor."

"Man, fuck that guy. Wanna go play some Counter-Strike?"

by dixandomin December 13, 2019