tebowned

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.

"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."

by mordacil December 7, 2009

Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer February 13, 2012

Tebow'd

To kick somebody in the testacles

I just tebow'd that mother fucker.

by Gichua March 22, 2009

Tebow'd

When someone or something thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread because all of their opponents are easy, then get their feelings hurt when they lose to a real opponent. Refering to the Florida Gators loss to Arkansas during their 2009 football season.

Man 1: "I bet I could beat you in checkers!"

Man 2: "Dude you only play against your little sister. I would hate for you to have to get Tebow'd in front of your mom."

Man 1: "Good point, I'll practice some more first."

by IUsedToLikeBarbies January 3, 2010

Tebowist

A follower of the religion of Tebowism. These people are not only idiots, but damned for eternity for following a false prophet. These followers are mortal enemies of Stephen A. Smith.

Facebook status regarding Religion: Tebowist

Skip Bayless is a Tebowist.

by KyleOrton January 2, 2012

Tebowed Out

Sick and Tired of the Tim Tebow worshipping..

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!

by Maggie55 January 15, 2012

Tebow Overdose

Too Much Tebow Talk. Either people talking good or bad about Tebow to the point that they overdose from it.

Person One: In church when we go down on one knee to pray,
we call that Genuflecting.
Person Two: No you are wrong, that is called Tebowing.
Person One: Maybe you should go to the Hospital for your Tebow Overdose.

by Poop Stain Barney February 4, 2012