Twonk

idiot, thick, dumbass, dips**t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!

Teacher... Whats 5 times 6

10th year kid... Umm... 56...

Class mate... Its not 56 you twonk!!

by i iz kl July 16, 2008

twonkle

someone who gives excessive rim jobs.
can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
twonkler, twonkling, etc.

"ohhh dude stop twonkling me!"

"that bitch is a twonkler."

"your mom twonkled me last night."

by Susie Duff April 7, 2008

tjank

When someone, who shall remain unnamed, tries to thank another, who shall remain unnamed, however fails to type the word "thanks" as they are on the sesh celebrating the day that is, Saint Patrick's Day.

Tjank you friend.

by Tjanking You Kindly March 22, 2019

tonk

Illegal Mexican immigrants.

"Tonk" is the sound that is made when the illegals are hit over the head with the large flashlights/batons that the US border patrolmen carry.

by John kennedy October 31, 2004

Tonked

well built, muscly etc.. hench

dat bre is bare tonked

by ShOk April 10, 2005

Tonka Toilet

When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.

The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.

In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.

by jlawthelarson October 2, 2009

Twonkie

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

by Twonks September 10, 2014