more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

More issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P

"X" argh they have more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well

Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK

by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

back-up tissue

a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else

Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy

by SuperJap3 October 5, 2009

Wave Tissue

Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.

While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!

by ShannaBanana15 July 31, 2010