David Thorne 

According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*

David Thorne by SaraLovesNPR September 24, 2011

Thonk 

the sound when something hits your window but it doesn't break it

some idiot was throwing rocks at my window, I heard loads of thonks.

Thonk by FlappyBird73 November 4, 2020

thornhill

Thornhill is a former village in Ontario, Canada, directly north of Toronto, and is currently shared by two municipalities, the city of Vaughan having the portion west of Yonge Street and the town of Markham having the eastern portion. It was founded in 1794, and has a large population of Jewish people.

Promenade Mall is located in Thornhill.

thornhill by Gennnn January 2, 2006

thorngasm 

1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)

2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter

1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.

Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."

2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.

thorngasm by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009

Helle Thorning

The Danish definition of Rage Quit.

A Helle Thorning:

Dave: Any ONE of these SIX FUCKING CARDS and I would have won! UnbeFUCKINGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! Fucking cards! FUCK YOU!"

- From Rage Quit

Helle Thorning by Kimovitzh October 4, 2011

thomas thorne 

A sexy poet in BBC ghosts

ANSWER THE QUESTION DAMN YOUR EYES- Thomas Thorne

thomas thorne by I think I’m dead October 8, 2021

thong line 

The visible outline of a girl's thong. Usually seen under her leggings. Many girls wear thongs to avoid panty lines, only to get thong lines instead. Slightly harder to notice compared to panty lines, but ultimately just as obvious. Most guys notice them, but say nothing. Instead they take pictures and upload them online. Just google "Thong Line."

Girl 1:"Look at that girl wearing those cute black leggings!"
Girl 2:"Yeah, but look at her thong lines, how gross!"
Girl 1:"She probably thinks nobody can seem them."

thong line by Nintenda April 25, 2016