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Tesla Froadster

Also known as 'Elon Musk', a liability for any investor, the person who robbed the Tesla business from two actual engineers, the founders: Eberhard and Tarpenning.
Did you exit your investment in the Tesla Froadster before the truth came out?
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.
by GlobalWaters October 13, 2025
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tesla

soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.
Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
by saibo July 30, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?
by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021
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Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.
Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2025
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akash tesla

Akash Tesla is a intelligent who is obsessed with destroying the world
by Light3692 April 18, 2022
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