telephobia

when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.

i would call you but, i have telephobia.

by &Megan; March 17, 2006

telepine

synonym for telephone that can be used as a verb or adjective

-see telecone

"Damn girl, your headband is so chic, can I get your telepine number?"

"Morgan telepined, AGAIN, for you."

by notkatie January 25, 2009

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Telepenesis

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005

Telesphore

An amazing guy who loves his girl freind very much, not always the brightest crayon in the box but still pretty amazing. The one perfect man in your life whoo always knows how to make you smile, even when you are super pissed at them.The one person who you are willing to spen your forever with. The most perfect guy to ever live.

Telesphore is such an awsome man.

by Fraggle1 August 2, 2011

Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009