swiec

one who loves snuff, and has a formulated addiction to snuff. also in addition has unholy love for his sister, and possibly mother.

'' that d00d is filthy, he watches and is addicted to snuff, he is so swiec''

by chris moretti December 25, 2007

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Shizenhousen

Something that is of very bad or very poor quality.

Example 1 -
Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.

Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep

Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.

by [Peter.x.=] January 3, 2009

hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

by mitch November 17, 2004

shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

sizemeat

Big penis. The opposite of tinymeat. Originates on gay gossip forum Datalounge.

We all know that Jared has sizemeat. Does anyone know just how big he is?

by Princess Tinymeat May 30, 2006

Size 0

A measurment used on women's pants, shorts, skirts, and jeans. Traditionally a size 0 is a 23 inch waist, but sometimes it may be a 22 or 24. This size is considered ideal in the world of high fashion modeling, and most women don't naturally have this so they often go to extreme lengths to achieve this.There is one size smaller, the 00, but many clothing companies don't carry this size, just size 0.

It's often told that being a size 0 is the eqivalent of being beautiful if you are female.

by starsinthetwilight February 19, 2009