Swacket

A sweater-jacket. Usually worn by hipsters and wannabe intellectual millennials

John: “hey I like your swacket”
Andrew: “wth is a swacket”
John: “a sweater-jacket”

by ugotsnacks? August 31, 2020

Apple Shackle

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.

Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!

by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009

Spackler

A person who when done masturbating, without a condom on will wipe their semen/vaginal secretions on whatever is around them ; walls, furniture , blankets, toys, clothes ect...

1. Eww this doorknob is all sticky, it fells like someone spackled(verb form) it.
2. Looks like a Spackler got to your shirt man, theirs all this white sticky stuff all over it.

by Joseph (ween- from the Bull Board) August 22, 2006

Spackle

Based on color and consistency of dried ejaculate ( cum ) this is the act of gifting that ejaculate to a lucky lady, or man, or whatever you choose. The gift is given by ejaculating on the person. Different from “blam” where the gift is left inside the receiver.

She said to pull out so I pulled out and spackled her titties.

by Blamupinit April 18, 2019

shlong shackle

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''

I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 10, 2006

sackless wonder

A male that acts like a bitch. Born with balls but never uses them. no backbone.

That guy was such a sackless wonder. Should have been born a bitch.

by Look at that Melon November 23, 2011

crack spackler

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".

W.P. and G.J.

by Paybacks August 19, 2003