Shputting

Putting up with someone else’s bs and remaining silent.

How long can I remain silent about the unfair treatment I’m getting? I need to quit shputting.

by Sun4glo June 11, 2024

Shnutting

When you jerk off and shit at the same time as you cum

“Dude I was shnutting to your mom last night”

by LukasTheRezlit June 11, 2024

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

stunting

In US commercial radio, a random format change imposed on a station by management as a publicity stunt.

Most commonly, the "stunt" of a format is short-lived. For instance, a station flips from spinning rotten-roll to blaring hillbilly music on 1 April for a day. If the stunt backfires, it's passed off as a joke and the old format reinstated. Conversely, if the new format brings in any money, it just happens to be left in place.

The most common instances of "stunting" in local commercial radio are when a station is about to undergo a permanent change in format or ownership. Instead of just going directly to the new format, the publicity stunt is to broadcast rubbish or nonsense for anywhere from a day to a month before completing the transition. This might mean a month blaring giftmas carols at the shoppers or sheep, this might mean an all-Beatles or all-Elvis format, this might mean a month blaring "You Aint Nothin But A Hound Dog" on continuous repetition. One station, upon being sold to a Mr. Pole, spent a month spinning pole-dancing music like that at the local strip joint.All usually soon forgotten once the stupid stunt is over.

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

Strunking

The act of dipping the tip of the male penis into hot wax.

Me and the boys were strunking last night with a nice fresh vanilla scented candle

by Edscure December 27, 2024

Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.

Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?

by KY Daddy April 9, 2025

Strattin’ M’pants

A broke ass mother fucker who drinks Mr. Pibb. Or, more commonly, a dingle-balled D’bag.

David Strattin’ M’pants drinks up.

by Pitch Blease January 24, 2026