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Inconvenience Store

A convenience store that has odd hours, barely stocked shelves, and lousy staff. Often sells illegal DVDs.
I went to the Inconvenience Store but it's closed again.
by holleewood November 16, 2013
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Dime Store Slut

I met this Dime Store Slut last night who was down to fuck.
by ROB STEF April 11, 2012
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packy (package store)

Refers to a liquor store. A place selling alcoholic beverages.
The packy closes at 9pm. Lets hit the packy before we go to the party. I want some beer. Do you know where to find a package store around here?

This is a "packy (package store)"
by me0987 June 29, 2011
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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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Drug Store Rape

The obscene amount of money you spend on crap while waiting 20 minutes for a prescription you should have called in.
"Nose hair clippers for my dog. Genius!" Ahem, you were just victim to Drug Store Rape.

"Anything 'as advertised on tv'."
by bluebouquet August 25, 2011
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Candy Store

Slang for an apartment or dwelling, often in an urban environment, which is being used to facilitate the production of crystal meth.
"Yo, DeShawn just got some new kicks, did he get himself a job?" "Yeah, right, he's probably just working at the candy store again."
by Fleet Wood April 30, 2014
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hardware store

A word to describe someone who pleases women at the expense of his masculinity. He will often be called gay, but that doesn't phase him as long as he gets attention. Hardware store is along the same lines as tool, tool bag, and tool shed, but to a much greater extreme.
The term hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.
Suzie: "Billy told me he dreams about penises. I laughed so hard and really wanted to have sex with him."
Jimmy: "Now, now, Suzie. Billy is clearly a hardware store."
by Gary P April 10, 2006
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