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stolen hipness

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.
Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.
by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020
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Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.
Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED
by simiangang January 16, 2010
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West stokes high school

A school full of thot,bots,fake ass hoes, rich kids,bitch kids and shit teachers aka Mrs.Hobgood
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Stokes' Mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents
Stoke's Mom is a 5 cent whore
by Tyler February 24, 2004
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stoked

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."
by Ian April 4, 2003
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Stoked

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Stoking The Fire

Literally no one's ever used this in a sexual connotation.

It was used in the movie 'Disturbia' where a scene appeared to invoke some kind of sexual tension moment when the killer says "someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesn't need to be wasting her time stoking the fire" while appearing charming and dark at the same time.

You can find the exact scene by searching "Disturbia (6/9) movie clip" in youtube.

What he was actually implying is that she doesn't need to piss him off when all he wants is privacy.

How this was misinterpreted is beyond me. Stoking the fire means to agitate the embers of a fire to keep it burning when it's almost out. Agitate being the keyword.
Q: What are you doing with that stick?
A: Stoking the fire, it's almost dead

A: I know your car got stolen but I accidentally ran over your cat
B: You're just stoking the fire now...
by iAmMeowNow January 30, 2020
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