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Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013
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Stepping on your dick

Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.
"Stepping on your dick"

Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.

Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.
by Jaxs-ATX March 12, 2014
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two stepping

Like skanking, skank pits, etc. but at a hardcore show. It's usually more aggressive and faster.
by Spencer Young September 13, 2005
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stepping stone

1. A guy that helps her get over the last one she was so invested in, but he's not one who she intends to settle down with. see also: rebound guy slump buster

2. Any person or thing who is used as a means to "get where you're going."
1. "What's up with that guy you're dating?"

"We're not really 'dating' but we kinda have an arrangement. He's a stepping stone. Sure can eat some pussy though, damn girl!"

2. I don't mind being her stepping stone. I'm glad somebody's getting some use out of me. #foreverAlone
by Deep Pity November 14, 2013
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stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
by Alex Conway January 20, 2009
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Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.
Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.
by Brillton June 29, 2014
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Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.
Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"
by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009
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