Squeef

When a person accidentally squirts and queefs at the same without sexual stimulation.

Did you hear Shirley bent over squeefed! All over johnny's jacket while she was at work today?! How embarrassing!!

by PrincessShoan March 10, 2024

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 6, 2024

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Squeef

A "squeef" is when a female squirts out of her puss puss, while she farts out her

ass simultaneously. Most likely to occur during intercouse. But SO MUCH funnier if it happens while not having sex (extremely rare)

Squeefs are my favorite bodily noise! So much fun to say "squeef" ahhhh just rolls off the tongue. Girlfriend gets SO embarrassed when it happens when her and I fuck LMAO

by Queef-Eater4190 April 3, 2025

Squiffle

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

by Flozchops June 3, 2025

Squeef

A mixture of squirt and a female queef

Did you just squeef? I asked my girlfriend during intercourse

by Squeefer12 June 11, 2025

Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025