Spurge

When you have the sporadic urge to do something wild...

Man... I got the spurge to go bang that pretty lil' thing over there..

by theboymarch April 17, 2008

skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.

You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?

by Nathan August 1, 2004

Sludge Guts

A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.

Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.

Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!

Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!

by Blue Rock December 28, 2007

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Spidge

That last drip of semen after ejaculating

Eugh you have spidged on the sheets

by jimbo james hung August 14, 2011

Spungebub

A kewl spung hoo katchez jellehfish & coks krabeh patehs for mr krabz

I liek spungebub

by L3GiTWoLF August 13, 2016

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020