Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

splag

To vomit, throw up, be sick

I was so bladdered last night I splagged all over my bed

by Helen December 7, 2004

Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

by Ej October 12, 2014

splanger

A Canabis Cigarette, also known as a spliff

I'm gonna roll a splanger then I am off out

by Micky-D September 5, 2005

spageptious

adj. describing something fantastic or supremely great. Perhaps awesome. Definitely surpasses fabulosity.

1) Wow. You look so spageptious today!
2) That gift you gave me yesterday was so spageptious of you!

by Jojo Walda October 1, 2007

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009

slager

The word, "Butcher" in Dutch

That Slager is an excellent surgeon.

by yoyowassupyo December 26, 2013