After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666

"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"

by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022

south of the border shower

1) To take a mexican shower

2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink

dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

by lil franksta November 11, 2011

shower in a can

using an aerosol can containing deoderant eg: Lynx instead of having a shower to freshen up

I didnt have a chance to have a shower before happy hour so I just changed cloths and and grabbed a shower in a can

by banbanga February 8, 2010

Shower sweat

When you are still sweating after taking a shower when you finished a tough workout. Clean fresh sweat

I just did insanity and now I got that shower sweat after my shower. Gotta sit in front of the fan now

by yeedowee August 21, 2012

Hershey Shower

When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.

"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wiping, so I took a hershey shower.

by A Lanz March 31, 2009

Kendrick Shower

Masturbating then falling asleep

Kendrick:I'm going to go take a shower.
Greg:Ok.
*2 Hours Later Kendrick Walks Back In The Room*
Greg:Where were you?
Kendrick: I masturbated and fell asleep.

^^^^^^^^^thats a kendrick shower^^^^^^^^^^

by God Damnit Kendrick November 2, 2011

danish shower

a inside joke from one direction

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers

by anonymous November 15, 2020