snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.

skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes

by donut sauce February 24, 2019

Snowboardy

A description of someone who appears to be a snowboarder.

Common examples of this type of person may include :
-wearing of snowboard brand clothing
-wearing of oversized clothes

-unkempt hair

-facial hair

-lazy demeanor

"He's always wearing that Burton hat. He's so snowboardy!"

by HTownfook January 8, 2020

Snowboarding

Plowing Older Women or Men that have grey or white hair

I was snowboarding someone this weekend an it was great

by Dragön January 27, 2020

Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019

Snowboarding

A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.

"Man she was snowboarding me least night. I didn't know what to do."

by ems4635 May 7, 2021

Snowboarder emoji

🏂 - means "c00m", founded by 'Grape', can be used in many contexts, even randomly sometimes.

scenario 1:

grape: 🏂
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.

scenario 2:
grape: 🏂
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.

by StinkyHuman December 10, 2021

Snowboarding

snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out

Me: “do you want to do snowboarding”

Tyrell: “my brother ODed after playing 4 rounds i’m good”

by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022