Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

Sargent

A non binary persons kink name

Person one: You look so sexy today
Person two: Thanks Sargent

by Yeemo October 31, 2017

Snargle

(v.) The act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) Woken in a unwelcoming manner.

"Oh hey, Dan really snargled me this morning."

"Dude, you snargled the hell out of me!"

"I got toally snargled."

"I snargled the horses."

by Gary McGuys October 28, 2009

Snarglefarked

When you are at a party/bar and someone steals your booze, leaving you with nothing to drink.

" Dude have you seen my drink?"
" No, I haven't."
"God damn I've been snarglefarked!"

by Dondelavega September 28, 2012

Snargus

The act of being in charge of a sex dungeon

Man, I was in Snargus last weekend last minute right?

by Tordilicous April 27, 2021

sarguing

1. To argue for a baseless claim, and when proven wrong, change said claim to make one sound like they were right all along.

2. Any method of arguing done for argument's sake... especially on the internet.

3. To talk out of one's ass

Elfer is sarguing with me again.

by Kraut June 20, 2004