Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.
by meryaleen January 18, 2021
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by Skinnybarbzxo January 4, 2021
Get the uwu smol bean mug.A variance of the English language made popular by the cryptotwitter OG @insersebrah. Smol ting parlance is mostly practiced in tweets by @inversebrah and subsequent replies to them. The language is characterised by a minimalistic sentence structure, heavy use of shorthand and acronyms, while eliminating most of the formal punctuation, and prepositions. Recent evolution has seen elements of wassie terminology like swh (shaking wassie’s head) being used extensively in smol ting parlance.
You can see an example of smol ting parlance in this @inversebrah tweet: “iz oke your coin wil punp to”
by Crypto KKG September 10, 2021
Get the Smol ting parlance mug.An anime/real world person that is toooooo innocent and precious for this world. They must be protected at all cost.
Random friend: Have you seen yuri on ice?
ME: ^inhales^ YASSSSSSSSSSS. Yurio as a kid is a smol cinnamon roll ^pauses to fangirl and breath^ WE MUST PROTECT HIM AND GIVE HIM PIROSHKI!
Random friend:^Backs away^ok.... then
ME: ^inhales^ YASSSSSSSSSSS. Yurio as a kid is a smol cinnamon roll ^pauses to fangirl and breath^ WE MUST PROTECT HIM AND GIVE HIM PIROSHKI!
Random friend:^Backs away^ok.... then
by Cherry_Blosom July 29, 2017
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by terf hunter May 13, 2023
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" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person
by charredbagel October 3, 2021
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