slack-jam

The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.

1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.

by Topmounter January 25, 2008

slack fanny

In Devon (West of England), an idle, slow and incompetent person who is no use to man nor beast. Just like a slack fanny (whether British or American), someone who does a poor job of whatever they are meant to be doing.

'That Pete's such a slack fanny. Three bloody years I've been waiting for him to look at my roof.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

slack fuck

Another term often used to describe zered - referring to lack of enthusiasm for anything more strenuous than getting up late afternoon and spending 10 hours everyday on IRC

I went to bed at 6 am this morning , I got up at 7 pm today .
You are a slack fuck !

by Moosipher December 3, 2004

chicken-slacks

really tight fitting pants that when worn make the wearer's legs resemble that of a chicken's.

'dancin with the chicken-slacks...twistin the night away'

by hollbl November 28, 2003

Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

polyester slack

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!

Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!

by daverpdx May 8, 2007

slack off

To masturbate, jack off, stroke your penis, fap, beat your wiener, play with yourself,

My penis was a boner so I slacked off.
slack off.

by Minecraft1238 February 7, 2019