apartment shopping 

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

apartment shopping by rjhotts January 18, 2007

super fly hobo slipping 

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

super fly hobo slipping by Angus June 8, 2003

shopping sherpa 

A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.

Becky is off to Nordstroms again, and I'm obliged to come along as her shopping sherpa.

shopping sherpa by Lew Mills September 26, 2007

Shopping Ninja 

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

Shopping Ninja by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

cock shopping 

When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.

That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.

cock shopping by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

Judge Shopping by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

retro shopping 

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

retro shopping by Mydaho January 22, 2007