Samplesaber

An person that gets turned on by Steve from the game Minecraft. Symptoms include but are not limited to: enjoying sex with a computer, craving oral bread and living with Steve Jobs.

Fuck me, turns out I'm a samplesaber.

by Uean April 15, 2024

Sample Day

Sample Day is a day for drug dealers and addicts when the first batch of whatever drug is being sold is free, making it a “sample” for addicts to try

“Yo we gotta try the new shit that they got for sample day”

by DBlock2800 February 24, 2026

Sampleness

That sample ability of a product in your business.
When a product produces an immediate effect on the customer it increases the likelihood that the product will be purchased.

The sampleness of energy drinks is higher than skincare products because you can feel the effect of an energy drink right away!

by Carol RTR February 8, 2025

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

barf sample

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.

"Ew, I just had a barf sample."

by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011

taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know

by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

Donut sample

It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted

Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.

by Pervhut5100 January 17, 2017