stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009

Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

seatscams

'no seatscams' is something said at parties or other gatherings where there are fewer chairs than people. When someone gets up from their chair, if they call 'no seatscams' then anyone who takes their seat must give it back when the former chair's occupant comes back. Witnesses are typically needed and enthusiastic to enforce the rule.

'Don't sit there, Rick called seatscams before he went to the bathroom'

by Melted-Ozark December 15, 2011

satsuma imo

This word is originally derived from the Japanese word for sweet potato. Satsuma imo can be used when referring to someone that looks like a sweet potato on the outside, but is actually slightly sweet on the inside. This word can also be used as a nickname for someone who is called a bitch, but is not actually that bitchy on the inside.

OMG! ur such a satsuma imo! hahahaha

by moyashiman July 31, 2012

swagsexual

Swagsexuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. Being swagsexual has nothing to do with the term "swag" and was actually coined by @JoshDMayo in Mid/Late-2012 to make fun of the word. To be swagsexual gives up all of your rights as a "popular" person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. If you are swagsexual however, it doesn't mean your average. It means you don't give a fuck what you are. It can also be used to describe how sexual a person is. Being swagsexual means you attract both the opposite and same sex in an indescribable way.

It can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.

He is swasexual.
He has swagsexuality.
He is being swagsexul.
"You're looking very swagsexual today."

by Swagsexual November 25, 2013

swagstist

One that has too much swag. Or that can judge others by the amount of swag that they have.

Christina was a swagstist because she had too much swag.

by YaGirly May 14, 2014

Swagsessfully

To succeed, with swag

I swagsessfully left waitrose

by biddy23 March 15, 2015