Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera

recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.

by Krkič December 26, 2019

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

Stretch Gang

A collective of all people with uncircumcised penises

all my homies are uncut #stretch gang

by yttrii August 3, 2021

Stretch It Out

Stretch It Out is a stretching action that is needed when the level of uncomfortableness exceeds the social norm. It is an expression to show how uncomfortable you are in a particular situation.

Two couples are hanging out. Boyfriend 1 says to Girlfriend 1, "Gosh...you're so annoying. Why don't you just shut up?!?" Due to this exchange of words Boyfriend 2 and Girlfriend 2 become extremely uncomfortable. In order to alert Boyfriend 1 and Girlfriend 1 of their discomfort they begin stretching various muscles in their body...."Stretch It Out".

by Courtney, Chris, Kelsey, Cam, Corg and Biscuit June 17, 2007