Stoner

A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.

Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.

by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae December 25, 2007

stoner

someone who throws stones at fellow stoners

Those boys threw rocks and hit thatfat black man in the mouth; hence they are stoners.

by CraZy February 08, 2004

Stoner

a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009

stoner

One who does cannibisfamily drugs (such as marijuana and hashish)habitually, and exibits a constant behavior of being high.

Bug's friends found out he was a stoner after he was arrested for drug use.

by suzy que February 28, 2005

Stoner

Yo dude, someone who just lived their life dude, no regard

Where there is a stoner there is a way

by PotHead/ 420 Nation May 01, 2011

stoner

People who smoke weed and are cool because they are cooler than the people who freak out because someone else is smoking weed...even though its a good thing to smoke weed because it is fun and good for you...SMOKE WEED PEOPLE...EVERYONE'S DOING IT!!!!

Those stoners over there are SO COOL!!

by stoners rock!!! March 21, 2004

stoner

Labeling a person for using the "drug", cannabis. Sometimes used to refer to a person who uses drugs. Usually the person is very stupid, and isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

"Dude, look at that stoner, he just walked into that wall, and spilled his bag of Doritos eveywhere"

by BambisFather September 17, 2003