stoner 

Someone who stones

Alec the vampire slayer

stoner by Mehaha February 28, 2004

stoner 

a rock like boner lasting an unussualy long time, caused by smoking weed, more commonly known as a weed boner

Mary Magdelin was a whore, so they stonererd her

stoner by Dr. Thomas Jay February 24, 2009

stoner 

1. one who likes to get stoned.
2. me.

i smoke atleast a quarter every day. i guess you could call me a stoner. i love the world.

stoner by ella November 17, 2004

stoner 

someone who clearly sports gear he purchased at www.cafepress.com/theleaf

Look at that Rasta Flag hoodie on that stoner.

stoner by redtracksuit November 17, 2004

STONER 

sum1 who getz high smokin da kronic and sum1 who jus spendz their time blazin it on their own couch while watchin tv.

"hey fool!! wut u doin"
"Blazin it and watchin tha game homez"

STONER by antwone August 19, 2004

stoner 

the definition of a stoner is i, i smoke three times daily, everyday fuck man i jus wanna git high like tht fuckin towel on south park...that shit is funnnny

hah u wanna git high?
no
more fo meeeee

stoner by serialla killa April 11, 2004

Stoner 

Stoners are funny folk we have know worrys about life. what goes around comes around. After 1-4 we love to listen to music chill out with mates talk comeplete "bollocks" drink out our dry mouth and munch away our MUCHIES! Stay in complete relaxation and wake up 4 hours later ready to have enougher 4-6 then anuffer 6-8 then the ball starts rollng and you carnt stop......................But dont worry about it. Lifes to short!

Stoner 1. this is soo coool
Stoner 2. wooow
Stoner 3. Sum one skin up
Stoner 4. whos that over there i reackon i know him !
Stoner 1, hehehehe!!!!!
Stoner 2 does any one have a drink

Stoner by Stonerkid September 7, 2007