squirrel 

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something

Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!

squirrel by Hibiki Hanks January 29, 2012

squirrel 

a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....

Brandon: "Kiss me."
Maria: "Ummmmmm.....Squirrel!!!!!" (Looks to side and runs)
Brandon: Wuhhh??

squirrel by snarglylurb February 3, 2012

Squirrel 

It a combination of when you make your significant other, squirt and squeal at the same time!

Last night I fucked this bitch so hard that I made her squirrel for hours!

Squirrel by Sarinaslutmaster September 16, 2014

squirrel 

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.

-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.

squirrel by squirrel11 February 23, 2015

squirrel 

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.

person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.

squirrel by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015

Squirrel 

Slang name for a vagina

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!

Squirrel by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016

Squirrel 

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"

I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.

Squirrel by KewTy January 29, 2017