A smstrain is a quatrain, or a stanza within a phone, that consists of four lines. It is the most common of all manifestations of cellphomania (phone therapy for recovering erstwhile incurable nymphomaniacs and insomniacs though maniacs ARE not excluded). The rhyming patterns include iiuu, yuyu, icci, sexe.
You appear well trained in constraining your smstrain within the required cell train without any apprent strain be it shine or rain.
by Hercolena Oliver May 30, 2008
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A foreign, unidentifiable substabce on one's face, clothing, or body.
Sometime looks like male ejaculate
Sometime looks like male ejaculate
"Girl, you got some smergly on your face; need a napkin?"
"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".
"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".
by Jburbank February 5, 2010
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Don't bother me, I'm smerbenning.
by bread infection November 22, 2009
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This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.
This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.
by misstopaz April 13, 2011
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2. A malfunctioning server.
3. The action of any electronic device or computer that bombards you with random content as if it is mindless.
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2. A malfunctioning server.
3. The action of any electronic device or computer that bombards you with random content as if it is mindless.
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"I went to that website you recommended and the smerver totally smerred me! I couldn't find a thing."
"My phone is such a smerver, it's been giving me false alerts all day!"
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"My phone is such a smerver, it's been giving me false alerts all day!"
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by nuntius-rex May 9, 2011
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When I wanted to purchase a muffin at the bakery Smeeves of course makes it smervy by saying "I'd like to eat your muffin".
by youmeoui January 2, 2015
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